From time to time I check my spam folder to see if some legitimate emails ended up there. The subject lines of those mails are pretty boring most of the time. Sometimes however, the ones trying to sell you viagra and related crap are so grotesque that it is funny in a (sad) way.
- Get your giant pilot into her cockpit
- She will lick her lips when you pop out your salami
- Rise from the dead, ye little head...
- Welcome to wiener wonderland
- Statue of Liberty, Eiffel tower, then your tool